You have whiskers of negativity
Pawsteps of irritation
Oh, my cranky cat, how your litter box
overflows with my frustration
You whine in meows
And don't like the wet
Cranky cat, cranky cat
Our grumpiness is met
You scratch at me
With your claws of hate
And your sharp-tipped tongue
I choke upon the hairball of fate
Cranky cat, I love to hate you
But more so, I love to kick you
Your howls, screaming, yowling
Never again will I scoop your poo
Never.
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